Nice hair.

THE FUNNIE:
Usually the one you'll hang out with for maximum amount of fun. Very crazy, lots of ideas, probably laughing your ass off the whole time with him/her. Topic of jokes usually revolves around hurting other peoples feelings/ego, making a scene out of their 'friends' expense, embarrassing them etc. They don't know it because they're usually so self-obsessed with the attention they want, careless of their 'friends' feelings. Will never chat with you on your relationship with your family... etc. Not the best kinds to confide with during your emo days; high chance of them rolling their eyes and find excuses to get you off their backs immediately. "Friends" still hang out with them still because of all the FUN and the"high-oh-mighty" feeling being seen hanging out with them. You'll remember them forever because you'll NEED to call them for any events you'll be holding in the future.


THE SWEETIE:
Not the most fun, but you'll get the best from every aspect of them. Probably won't have funny jokes for you, no party hang overs, will always choose truth during truth-or-dare sessions.. But they're the sweetest of them all, the ones who will probably still remember the $2 you lent her when she forgot her wallet 30 years down the road. Listen attentively at your sorrows, consoling you, cheering you up. Will wake up in the middle of the night to pick up your call and not even be mad at you. Forgives you unconditionally whatever you've done wrong to her. Suffer in silence but you won't know it of course. She won't be friend beside you, but always the friend behind you. You tend to forget her when you're having fun with your FUN friends, and eventually forget about her. But she's the sweetest. And you'll remember her when the time comes.


tell me how unfair life is?
oh, there's a third one! Mean ones. not sweet, not fun. BORING.